Possessed copy machine

Many people are reporting creepy incidents and unexplained demonic behavior around their office equipment, especially photocopiers.

According to the report, photocopiers have become demonic hot spots for demonic activity.

“Photocopiers were reported as the source of several other attacks, ranging from minor to severe, in 2014,” the report said.

Some of the most common complaints are that photocopiers will spit out photocopies with demonic markings, some will start up at the mere thought of a photocopier, or they just plain go to sleep, or the photocopier will “burn out” while it is still printing, or they are just in general “cursed.”